Want to play with big breasts

Added: Windell Layden - Date: 05.11.2021 19:01 - Views: 15614 - Clicks: 4977

Totally normal childhood fear, right? Well, for me at least, it was a legitimate worry. She even sang a whole song about boobs in her smash hit Beaches. Bette and boobs go hand in hand sometimes literally—have you seen that musical ?

At nine years old, and the only bra-bearing kid in my class, I was terrified I would suffer a similar fate. My mom assured me I was just an early bloomer and reminded me that I was also taller than the other kids in my class. I was simply hitting growth spurts—everywhere—earlier than my peers. Well, she was right about the height. My boobs, however, have never stopped growing. At 37, they still have growth spurts. If I ever have the pleasure of meeting the Divine Miss M. Dolly, take a look at this! No, not the little pods that you use to make coffee, closer to the bulk box you buy them in.

Two people could use my bra as a tandem hat. When I look down, I see what appears to be two bald three-year-olds hugging. The domino effect after the first guy tripped was brutal. When I lay on my back, they cover my face and try to kill me. Get the picture yet? I mean, sure, there are some benefits. I can legitimately hold an entire bottle of wine in my bra without suspicion. I have photographic evidence. I can also take my temperature with a thermometer under one of them. But mostly, they are a hindrance at this size.

All kidding aside, I would trade these guys for a C-cup in a heartbeat. Do you see why my bra is popping open at Second Cup? They cause skin infections and irritation. Unless my bra fits exactly perfectly, which is difficult to do, part of my boob is always resting against skin, and no matter how clean I keep it in there, chaffing and irritation happens.

It hurts. They are a legitimate medical concern. So mostly, I joke about having the boobs that ate Toronto, and I take their comedically large size with a heavy dose of humor and self-deprecation. Not everyone is so lucky.

So, the next time you see me kidding about the size of my boobs, take a second to realize that sometimes, they are the tears of a clown. We use cookies to collect information from your browser to personalize content and perform site analytics. Visit our Privacy Policy for more info. Get daily updates, kick-ass content, and curated recommendations.

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